Christmas list

Okay, so earlier on I was doodling in my sketch book and I decided to write what I want for Christmas and my birthday. My family have been bugging me by asking what I want. This is the list, and the words are exactly what I wrote on the paper:

Xmas list        
Sims 3 Fast Lane Stuff
Sims 3 Late Night
Gaga stuff (t-shirts... and anything else...)
Monster Ball tickets... Joke! They're all sold out cause she's amazing.
Jewellery
iTunes giftcard :)
Family Guy Season 9
Band Hero or Guitar Hero (for Wii) (don't mind which one)
Just Dance 2
Super mario Galaxy 2
Wii Play
Can't think of anything else.
Wait, wait, wait!
McFly's new album. I think it's called Above The Noise but I'm not sure.

That is word for word. I actually wrote "cause she's amazing" on it. On the back of it I've drawn a lot of stuff. It looks pretty awesome. I drew a star, it was supposed to have 5 points but ended up having 6... I don't know how.
There's a few lyrics on there too; "Don't wanna hear your sad songs, I wanna feel your pain"; "I'm not the same kid from your memory"; "Scream SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS or you might get hurt"; "Rah rah ah ah ah ah, roma roma ma, Gaga ooh la la, want your Bad Romance"; "J'veux ton amour et je veux ta revenge, j'veux ton amour".
My favourite part of it though it the bottom. I drew a big flower and shaded it, wrote "I'm beautiful in my way cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby. I was Born This Way" next to it, then 2 more flowers beneath it. I'm proud of it. It's pretty.

Gotta admit, this was a pointless post. But oh well. Bye!

Short blog: Maco

Just doing a quick little post to tell you about the story I wrote a few weeks back. It's called Maco, weird name I know, but if you read it then you'll understand. It's about a girl named Natalie, who has just moved out of her parents house and into her own apartment. I didn't really emphasize that part in it though. Her parents split up soon after she moves out, and she doesn't handle it well, in other words, she gets depressed. Cause she's depressed, she becomes a bit of an alcoholic/druggie. Depression gets to much, blah blah blah, she decides to end her life. But it doesn't go as she planned. I'm gonna leave the description there and let you find out for yourself what happens. Here is the link for you, I hope you like it:
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2862654/1/Maco

P.S. If you do read it, then please send me a comment on Twitter (@ladyvanity13), I'd really appreciate it! Thanks, bye!

A down side of being a Little Monster

Shopping. I can't stand it. With friends, yes it's fine. I'll only buy games but I don't mind looking at clothes. That is my problem. Clothes. The things I like, my mum doesn't like, the things she likes, I don't like. It kinda goes like this:
Mum: "Oh this is nice, do you like it?"
Me: "No."
Mum: "Why not?"
Me: "Cause. I don't." *couple minutes pass* "This is nice!"
Mum: "You're not wearing that."
Me: "Why not?!"
Mum: "Because I don't like it."

But surprisingly yesterday, I liked a jumper and she liked it too. It says 'Starstruck" on it, like the song. That's why I like it. I don't think she realised it though.
Shopping is a down side cause there's not much I like anymore. As I've said before, Gaga's fashion sense has rubbed off on me and none of that stuff is in shops around here. Even if it was, I couldn't afford it.
There's always a meaning to what Gaga wears. From "pretty soon we're going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones" to "R.I.P Alexander McQueen". The meaning of my clothes? "I found a way how it's related to Gaga" or "My clothes are rubbish so I stole something out of my sister's wardrobe that I like". For example, my pair of lace leggings that was my sister's. I couldn't find anything, so she gave them to me. I loved them cause they look like the lace outfit Gaga wore to perform Alejandro on American Idol. Of course, my mother doesn't like them. I wear them when I get the chance, or when I have "nothing else to wear." The other day, I borrowed a shirt off her that had pearl shoulder pads on them. And yes, I did borrow not steal. I put it back cause she wears it a lot.

I can't really think of anything else to say, so I'm gonna leave it and do some History homework. Bye!

What did I dress up as for Halloween?... GAGA OOH LA LA!

Yes, the title says it all. I dressed up as Lady GaGa for Halloween. (Rubbish) Yellow hair extensions, eyeliner, red lipstick, black outfit, fishnets that ripped themselves throughout the night and a pair of boots that were responsible for 2 holes in the fishnets. Okay, okay, I'll admit, I wasn't the best GaGa. I could have made more of an effort, and I regret that now. I could have looked way better. I forgot to mention the fake blood and eyeliner tattoo I put on for the finishing touches. The tattoo is still there a little, you can see the outline.
There are so many GaGas that I could of gone as, but I chose the easiest to put together; the on stage one. These are a few recognizable ones I just thought of and why I didn't choose them(I wrote 'few' before I started listing. There are a lot here!) :

• The Alejandro Vampire Queen - Very easy to recognize. But the crown would of been hard to make. I already have natural grillz. I'm serious. I swear to dear God, I have fangs.
• The VMA Performance 2009 - Quite easy to recognize for most. I actually don't know why I didn't do that one, I had the fake blood. The hair would of been hard to do though. Only downside. But I would of found a way. Maybe use a wig. Damn, I really regret not doing this one now!
• The Meat Dress - The meat GaGa wore was clean, didn't smell and it was fine. Mine wouldn't of been like that. I have guts, but I wouldn't have the guts to do that just yet. My parents would never let me either.
• Bad Romance - I have a few for this one:
  1. The black crown in the mirror scene - Quite recognizable. Quite easy to do. I'm so stupid!
  2. The white monster bodysuit - Maybe not that easy to find and make, but recognizable.
  3. The alien shoes - Where would I find shoes like that without buying actual McQueen ones? The outfit would of been hard too. But very recognizable.
  4. Polar bear coat - If I had searched really hard I could of found a coat like that. I would obviously wear more than underwear underneath, probably a bodysuit. Starting to feel stupid again, that would of been a good one!
• Just Dance - A few for this one too, all with a wig:
  1. The disco bodysuit - The one she wears with the coat. Would of been reasonably easy.
  2. White shirt, disco bra and skirt - Would obviously have worn a disco top, not bra. Another easy one too.
  3. Animal print outfit - I could of found something like that. The lightning bolt would of been too easy. Aw. This one would of been good.
• Paparazzi Micky Mouse suit - I wouldn't of found a suit like that. I would of tried so so so hard though! The glasses I could look for, or make. And a wig too.
• Poker Face - Got a few for this(again!) :
  1. The wetsuit - Bodysuit. Make a mask. Borrow shoes off my sister. Wig. Done. Oh gosh I feel so dumb.
  2. The... other suit... - The one with the lightning bolt, not the dance suit. Silvery outfit with matching gloves? Aw, I could've done it.
• Telephone - So many for this!:
  1. Stripey dress at the start - I could've found it. Definitly.
  2. Cigarette glasses - Definitly could of done this. Stick the cigarettes on old sunglasses, don't light them of course. I find smoking kinda... Well, not disgusting, but not good. Find a bodysuit and some white boots.
  3. Coke cans - Easy. No need to explain. Coke cans would fall out after a couple of hours though.
  4. Waitress - This would of been easy.
  5. Telephone hat - Okay, not in Telephone but could be recognized as GaGa. Just stick it on my head and done. Very easy.
• The Living Dress - Floaty dress, better yellow extensions, wings. Done.

Okay, as I said just now, way more than a few. But still, so easy to be done. Hopefully next year, I can go as one of these. But by then, Born This Way will be out and one or two more videos with amazing outfits to add to the list. So, next year I'll make my decision early and prepare properly.
Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween! Bye!

P.S. Sorry for this being so long, I didn't intend it to be like this long!

GCSEs: the good and the bad.

Over half term, I've been given 6 pieces of homework to do. So far, I've done 3 I think. They were all easy, a mymaths task, a wordsearch and 1 or 2 other things for biology and some stupid pointless thing for geography. Pointless because it was to design a shopping centre and write why you put certain shops where. How is that going to help me in life?
Staying on the subject of life, I think it's pretty clear what GCSEs I'm going to take. They are:

• Art - I love art. I'm good at it, or so I've been told, and it's a favorite. It could get me somewhere.
• Textiles - Fashion is everywhere, and I've fallen in love with it. Just look at the Lady I love, it's obvious her fashion sense would rub off on me. I especially love Alexander McQueen's work. Pure genius.
• French - J'adore le francais! Again, a favorite. And by previous exam results, I'm good at it too.
• Religious Studies - I find it quite easy, and I try really hard in class. I don't know why I love this subject, it's just interesting.

Of course, there are subjects we are forced to take for GCSE. They are:

• Science(Chemistry, Biology, Physics) - Sciences are... okay, I guess. Depends what we do. Some is fun some is boring.
• Maths - Kill me. Maths is boring, and we seem to go over the same things every year. The teacher is annoying.
• English -  Worse than maths. I hope I get a different teacher for GCSE, she's just so boring! One thing I like about her is that she tends to trip over my friend's bags. Which is funny. Especially when it's right in front of you.
• Welsh - Add maths and english together. Then multiply it by 10. Add 1, just for fun. That is how much I loathe welsh. For some reason in the exams, I keep getting highest in the class, meaning I stay in the top set. It's so annoying. The teacher looks like she's cut her hair with a freaking bowl, her eyes are freaky as hell and her voice goes through me. I can tell when she's gonna pick me to answer a question. It goes like this: *in my head*Not me, not me, not me... oh God she's gonna pick me. "Urmmm..." No, no, no, no! "...Jade?" Oh damn... What was the question again? This is where listening pays off.

Oh God, just realised I have 2 more years of welsh left. 2. 2 more years of that hell-hole. Anyone volunteer to replace me in welsh lessons?

THAT was freaky.

2 words. Paranormal Activity. I've never had the guts to watch it, but yesterday, I was forced to by my friends. Didn't see the scariest bit though - the end. Still screamed though. Thud. *scream!*
I was fine after it, or so I thought. Watching TV last night, and the trailer for the second Paranormal Activity comes on. Then I wasn't fine. Something flew at the fricking screen and it scared the life outta me!

We always seem to go to the same persons house to watch scary films. We've watched 5 films there now:

• Wrong Turn - Only bit I saw was when someone got shot in the eye with a fricking arrow. Just as I turned it went through his head. Lovely. It was obviously fake though.
• The Candyman - Not a bad film. Not that scary either, just gory. I did see quite a lot of that, just turned away when it got sick.
• The Ring 2 - I think it was the second one. I didn't see the first half (got there halfway through), and the second half I didn't see much of. It wasn't scary from what I saw. When my friends were cowering because the girl was coming at the screen, I cowered too, but then looked at the TV and laughed at them. It wasn't that scary.
• The Fourth Kind - Good film. It's so unreal, but it is real. Now that is freaky. But then again, it could have been staged. But it looked pretty real.
• Paranormal Activity - Again, a good film. I know it's not real, so I think that's what is keeping me from being scared. It's kinda funny when she's being dragged outta bed.

I hope the next time we go there we don't watch a scary film. Just a film for once, maybe? If not, count me out. Why do teenagers have to watch that genre of film all the time?! A funny film would be good, like Step Brothers? I looove Step Brothers. Easily my favorite film. Elf? It's coming close to Christmas, Elf is appropriate. Just realised it's Halloween on Sunday and we're having a bit of a party, we better not watch a film. Just music, singing loudly, dancing stupidly and laughing, that's fun, right? Watching a film where I turn away half the time is not fun.

Sipping soup, simming and a stupid shoulder

Had some tomato soup for lunch, yum! Not my favorite soup, that's vegetable, but either way, it was nice. Took me a while to eat though... Do you say eat or drink for soup? Logically, you would say drink, because it's a liquid, but you have it for food, so that would mean eat, right? I'm sticking with eat, it sounds better.

In the meantime, I've been playing a little bit of the Sims 3. Didn't do much at all on it today though. Changed my girls hair color to lavender, then back to blond, took off all her tattoos and added on better ones. They look very nice now. Also moved around her office, and by office I mean spare room with an art easel and a tattoo chair. Still trying to find a way to make her a tattoo artist(anybody know?).

I'm in a lot of pain. My shoulder is hurting so much, it's so annoying. It's the lower part of my shoulder/upper back, not the top by my neck. It won't go away, it's been there for about 2 months now. I don't even know what could be causing it. Just stop ruining my life.

Need some nice clothes for Halloween, so going to look some up online. It needs to be GaGa, but not expensive - it's going to get a little bit of fake blood on it and my mum wouldn't let me buy something just to ruin it. Hopefully a bodysuit type leotard thing so it looks like the one she wears on stage. May show my findings on here later, bye!